My Toot gave me a belly laugh yesterday. He ran up to me in the kitchen and said, "Mommy, let's see who can jump the highest." I agreed, "Alright, but I'm pretty sure you are the highest jumper!" So we jumped, he trying to touch his toes in mid air. Afterwards, I said, "See, I think you were highest." He replied sadly, "No, Mommy. It's gotta be you." "Why, me?", I asked. He said, "Because girls have nipples. They must jump higher."
Toot's inspiration:
Jack be nimble (nipple)
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Jack be nimble (nipple)
Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
7 comments:
That has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in while! It seems completely logical once you read the poem! :)
THAT, my friend, is THE funniest thing I've heard in a long time!! :) So glad you shared that one!
Kids are so funny.
By the way, I LOVE you're new look. Very nice!
That is SO FUNNY! Definitely one for the books. :) I love those little things they say.
Today Jack made a mess in the car (accidentally) and when he told me (being "honest") I kind of groaned and he said with a sigh, "I wish it was like the cartoons, when you tell the truth people would be HAPPY. Sigh. That never happens."
But he gave me a good laugh and THEN I was happy! :)
Oh, yeah - I forgot:
the blog looks AWESOME!
! [laughing]
Oh my. That's funny.
~Luke
very funny.
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