"MOM...GUESS WHAT? I discovered the tips of these round things know when I get cold!! (He's pointing to his nipples) See, they aren't soft and flat. It means I am cold! They're like secret detectors. Cool, huh??"
Lydie at dinner:
"Mommy, I don't want to ever go to jail. " (Cue tearful eyes)
Me: "Well then, just do not break the law and you'll be just fine."
L: "I don't know her. But I don't want to break her. I will never break Law, and you be her friend, too."